thats actually

really really funny

it’s inherent, not even about being a strider or an egbert. it’s all on john. john is just the having babies sort, it’s cool, i understand. he needs to understand too.


==> Text John at ONCE.

  • Dave: john you keep having babies in alternate realities!
  • John: is it my ass
  • John: do i have a childbearing ass


well thats right except uh

i dont remember talking to any johns about adoption

or eridan???

but yeah she wasnt always a girl

but i dont remember having that conversation at all

oh man i bet there’s more than one couple!! haha, wait until i tell john. oh man. man oh man. and he’s the mother both times. this is perfect.