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askstriderjohn:

turntechgodtits said: never had your first kiss huh wanna change that now

i already got dibs on that shit

bros before hos

both of you, i am saving myself for marriage, duh!

(Source: davebert, via striderjohn)

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coolkidkarkat:

davebert:

coolkidkarkat:

THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU DAVE EGBERT YOU FUCKING GENETIC FLUID GUZZLING BULGEMUNCH

why are there spades.

DONT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT THEYRE OBVIOUSLY FOR WHEN I KILL YOU AND BURY YOUR BODY BEFORE PLUNDERING JOHNS TREASURE ABOVE YOUR GRAVE

watch out, john is pretty strong and i don’t think his treasure is for everyone! …maybe it is? i guess john is kind of tumblr slutty!

coolkidkarkat:

davebert:

coolkidkarkat:

THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU DAVE EGBERT YOU FUCKING GENETIC FLUID GUZZLING BULGEMUNCH

why are there spades.

DONT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT THEYRE OBVIOUSLY FOR WHEN I KILL YOU AND BURY YOUR BODY BEFORE PLUNDERING JOHNS TREASURE ABOVE YOUR GRAVE

watch out, john is pretty strong and i don’t think his treasure is for everyone! …maybe it is? i guess john is kind of tumblr slutty!

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hey john. (nsfw)

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