turntechgodtits said: never had your first kiss huh wanna change that now
i already got dibs on that shit
bros before hos
both of you, i am saving myself for marriage, duh!
(Source: davebert, via striderjohn)
THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU DAVE EGBERT YOU FUCKING GENETIC FLUID GUZZLING BULGEMUNCH
why are there spades.
DONT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT THEYRE OBVIOUSLY FOR WHEN I KILL YOU AND BURY YOUR BODY BEFORE PLUNDERING JOHNS TREASURE ABOVE YOUR GRAVE
watch out, john is pretty strong and i don’t think his treasure is for everyone! …maybe it is? i guess john is kind of tumblr slutty!
