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daveserket:

coolkidkarkat:

you gotta go with the flow you know when you throw out your rhyme you show that you can drop it on a dime go slow or mow through the competition like a mission youre a rhyming word tactician and you can transition like a professional musician bitches should pay tuition everytime you drop it in addition youve got the ammunition in your wordplay timin the beat startin the heat theyre stompin their feet against the concrete tryin to defeat but they cant compete theyd best retreat

actually man
i mean i gotta respect you
mean id never expect you to
have such a effect
yeah

its effective
your style
fast and reflexive
no time
to be introspective tonight

right in the zone
i can taste it
and whats more you str8 face it
you 8nt never str8 lace it
no ones whore you 8ack 8r8k them
your opponents your fists up
theyre all to slow cuz you zip up
although after the show you know
when to speak
after your peak
just sneak in after your win a thin lipped
your tone dipped

suuuuuuuup :::;)

well look at this!!
a circle jerk.
a 69 of shitty quirks.
sittin pretty in your dresses
tea parties fraid of messes
soft caresses in excesses.

you aint rapping youre just playing.
pretending you hard but bitches?
i can see the flash cards.
need to be schooled you dumb fools.
rusted tools any heat? cooled.
you got no fire i tire of whack ass raps that transpire
before me.
liars got nothing for me.

weak you aint real.
boys i’m a mountain
you a hill- got no peak.
while i freak, rule, you kneel .
like a dog man you heal.
so sit boy.
let’s face it boy.
your collective flow??
got no appeal.

but you know it’s friday, right!

turntechdjhead:

thats actually

really really funny

it’s inherent, not even about being a strider or an egbert. it’s all on john. john is just the having babies sort, it’s cool, i understand. he needs to understand too.

turntechdjhead:

davebert:

oh man i bet there’s more than one couple!! haha, wait until i tell john. oh man. man oh man. and he’s the mother both times. this is perfect.

oh yeah there was another couple

but that was a few weeks ago

pffff hahaha john will always be the mother no matter what universe

turntechdjhead:

well thats right except uh

i dont remember talking to any johns about adoption

or eridan???

but yeah she wasnt always a girl

but i dont remember having that conversation at all

oh man i bet there’s more than one couple!! haha, wait until i tell john. oh man. man oh man. and he’s the mother both times. this is perfect.

turntechdjhead:

davebert:

are you the one that traumatized john by saying he was the mommy?

what

that’s what i want to know!! there was this dave and he was telling john that he was having a kid with his john and he asked about adoption, of course. but then you said that your john was actually giving birth? i think as a girl? but wasn’t always a girl? something about an eridan.

fellatiouspuppeteer replied to your post: Dear people harassing John’s bro?

Im gonna punch you.

i was defending you!!

fellatiouspuppeteer:

turntechdjhead replied to your post: Don’t you have a special fondness for young children, Calvin?

uh just noticing this on my dash… unless theres any other johns that have had a baby lately then im gonna assume this is talking about us and if it means anything i trust you dude

…

Thanks.

are you the one that traumatized john by saying he was the mommy?

uh. the circumstances are really specific so if you’re going to harass him for being a bad person at least don’t be dumb about it?

i only want to see top tier trolling.

((But he’s taking a hiatus still anyway. For those still interested in my roleplaying and silly character drawings, I’m playing a 20 year old John Egbert! It’s his first tmi tuesday.))

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magicians-fool answered your question: ((About this tumblr))

I would. The question is, would he still be as fascinated with his Japanese anime as before?

He actually doesn’t even watch anime, he’s like a reddit guy. He knows OF anime and Japanese culture. But yes, still that. It’s so mainstream it’s funny, but too mainstream to actually waste his time with. Hipster.))

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prankmaster replied to your post: ((About this tumblr))

[ yesss kfjajfa. i’ve always wanted to play with you more since the neck scarf incident but never knew how to. ;w; ]

WE MUST…… ))